Dueber Lab

this is the webpage of john dueber's hella swell lab.

Dueber's meditations on soccer

1. soccer sucks
2. there's two many people on the field. the game could really be improved by taking like 6 people off the field.
3. as steven colbert says "deciding a soccer game on penalty kicks is like deciding a basketball game with a game of horse."
4. baseball is better....but he just plays for the snow cone.

dueber is a goober

• and we are his dawggs...the dueber dawggs.
• dueber is an intuitive scientist.