Eric Meltzer

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Eric Meltzer is a student working on the UCSF iGEM project.  He just graduated from Palo Alto High.
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==Combinatorial Cloning==
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Combinatorial cloning is an advanced form of DNA magic.  By praying to the gods of the Qiagen corporation, one can hope to combine many pieces of DNA (
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==RNA vs DNA==
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RNA is:
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*Fast.
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*Powerful.
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*Cheap.
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*Good-looking.
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*Cute.
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DNA is:
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*Slow.
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*Weak.
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*Expensive.
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*Bad-looking.
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*Certainly not cute.
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Humans have a lot of [[DNA]] within them, that's why they're mortal. Ghosts, vampires, Gods and beavers are all immortal. That's not because they have some kind of super-natural power. It's only because they use RNA instead of [[DNA]]. The shitty DNA that most people have within them give them awful diseases such as [[cancer]], [[AIDS]], the flu, headaches and even death. So in order to rediscover the human's true potential, they've got to eat a lot of RNA (such as glass or [[french people]]). Just say NO to [[DNA]].
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