IGEM:JohnsHopkins/2008

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We are a newly formed iGEM team... Hooray

Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss;

I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss.

But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan;

six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!

Biology is the science of moving tiny droplets of invisible liquids from one tube to another.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?

I have a hunch that the unknown sequences of DNA will decode into copyright notices and patent protections.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD.