IGEM:JohnsHopkins/2008

Meeting Times and Locations: Mondays 9:30 PM - 10:30 PM Mattin 161 Fridays 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM Mudd 120 • Budget • Attendance

We are a newly formed iGEM team... Hooray Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss; I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss. But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan; six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone! Biology is the science of moving tiny droplets of invisible liquids from one tube to another. The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area? I have a hunch that the unknown sequences of DNA will decode into copyright notices and patent protections. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD.