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Biology is the science of moving tiny droplets of invisible liquids from one tube to another.
Biology is the science of moving tiny droplets of invisible liquids from one tube to another.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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I have a hunch that the unknown sequences of DNA will decode into copyright notices and patent protections.
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It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD.
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Revision as of 02:05, 3 March 2008

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Love: Before I heard the doctors tell The dangers of a kiss;

I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss.

But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan;

six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!


Biology is the science of moving tiny droplets of invisible liquids from one tube to another.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?

I have a hunch that the unknown sequences of DNA will decode into copyright notices and patent protections.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD.

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