• Ingrid Spielman
We are a newly formed iGEM team... Hooray
I had considered kissing you. The nearest thing to bliss.
But now I know biology and sit and sigh and moan;
six million mad bacteria and I thought we were alone!
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
I have a hunch that the unknown sequences of DNA will decode into copyright notices and patent protections.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
A mouse is an animal that, if killed in sufficiently many and creative ways, will generate a PhD.