User:Bradley A. Knockel
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Me: A Glorious Tale
I am tall, handsome, funny, and awesome, but you can call me Brad. My three favorite things in the world in no particular order are my girlfriend Maria, the Colbert Report, and gummy bears. Gummy bears because I enjoy the violence of harming cuddly bears. The Colbert Report because who doesn't like the Colbert Report? Maria because, well, hormones I guess.